Bones, this one is for you. I was going to post something Wed. night, but I got lazy. Then I felt bad that I didn't have a laugh for you on Thursday morning. I plan on posting Thursday morning, but in the event I don't get it done before your visit, I now present you with my most favoritest joke in the whole world.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Thank you! And thank you to Groucho Marx, from whom I stole it.