I have just the thing for those of you that can't stand to be away from my gloriousness for these extended absences: reviews!
Here's one for Infernal: Hell's Vengeance a not very good game and here's one for Wii Sports Resort, a very good game. I'll give you three guesses as to which company made good on their promise to send me a review copy. Here's a hint: it didn't help the score much.
Oh no, did I say too much? Whatever.